Q: Married? Single?
A: Domestic partner.
Q: Male or female?
A: …see answer to first question…
Q: Do you ride a bike?
Q: If you do ride a bike, do you wear a helmet?
A: Oh! Yes. I was waiting for the gynecological relevance.
Q: Your ovaries look awesome. They’re perfect.
(Not actually a question, just a good opportunity to brag a little).