Q&A at the gyno

Q&A 1

Q: Contraception?
A: Condoms.
Q: Married? Single?
A: Domestic partner.
Q: Male or female?
A: …see answer to first question…

Q&A 2

Q: Do you ride a bike?
A: Rarely…
Q: If you do ride a bike, do you wear a helmet?
A: Oh! Yes. I was waiting for the gynecological relevance.

Q&A 3

Q: Your ovaries look awesome. They’re perfect.
(Not actually a question, just a good opportunity to brag a little).

 

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