Beau: There’s a mouse!
Me: WHAT?!?!?!?! *has heart attack*
Beau: In a cape!
He was looking at a copy of Jenny Lawson‘s “Let’s Pretend This Never Happened” on our coffee table. It looks like this:
Lesson: When exclaiming about a picture of taxidermied mouse in a cape on a book cover, say it really fast: “Ataxidermiedmouseinacapeonthatbookcover!”
Or learn CPR.