Love notes

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Above: Notes for my husband. Below, notes for (a portion of) the rest of the world:

Attention, Persons Who Have Active Uteri and Also Have Plumbing (actual plumbing) Issues:

My apartment’s head maintenance gentleman, and father of three young ladies, has informed me that feminine hygiene products are the culprits of my toilet’s semi-regular insistence on regurgitating all over the place.

If you too have this problem, particularly if you live in an older abode, you might consider switching to the “wrap and toss” method of disposal during that time of the month.

This has been a public service announcement from the People Against Being Toilet-Vomited Upon.

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