Thing 1: It’s not necessarily the best contract…
Thing 2: Will it cover my ass?
Thing 1: Most of it.
Thing 2: So, it’s akin to the bikini bottoms* we see a lot of girls wearing at the beach?
Thing 1: Pretty much. It’s definitely not a thong.
*In which the essential parts, but not the full behind is covered. So, you know, floozy-looking, but probably won’t get you arrested for solicitation. This metaphor can be applied as a standard for pretty much everything in life.