studies are important

Just received an email with the subject line: “Study: Freelancers Are Undercompensated.” I would like to commission a series of equally worthy studies:

– Do Cats Like Shiny Things?
– Are Men Fond of Fellatio?
– Are Horsies Pretty?
– Is Drinking Water Good For Your Health?

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