The floozy standard

Thing 1: It’s not necessarily the best contract…
Thing 2: Will it cover my ass?
Thing 1: Most of it.
Thing 2: So, it’s akin to the bikini bottoms* we see a lot of girls wearing at the beach?
Thing 1: Pretty much. It’s definitely not a thong.
 
*In which the essential parts, but not the full behind is covered. So, you know, floozy-looking, but probably won’t get you arrested for solicitation. This metaphor can be applied as a standard for pretty much everything in life.
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studies are important

Just received an email with the subject line: “Study: Freelancers Are Undercompensated.” I would like to commission a series of equally worthy studies:

– Do Cats Like Shiny Things?
– Are Men Fond of Fellatio?
– Are Horsies Pretty?
– Is Drinking Water Good For Your Health?

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